You can’t say “No” to an open bottle of wine because it comes from “Yes"terday.

Do you think a space (as a text symbol, as a " “) should be the same width in the text whether it is a “bold text”, an “italic text”, or a “plain text”, for consistency? Or should it be wider in the bold case and the italic case, to accommodate for the extra heaviness or tilt? 🤔

Just heard from the loudspeaker, while waiting at the checkout line:

🎵 Santa, baby… An employee to checkouts! 🎵 hurry down that chimney tonight

Filter bubbles cause funny interactions. My girlfriend saw me reading a book “The Mythical Man-Month” that she never heard about before. So, we asked our friends around, what they think this book is about.

We got two types of answers:

• either it must be something about the male hormonal cycle,
• or about a month when a man goes into nature and reconnects with his predecessors’ roots.

Both ideas are funnier than the reality - that this is a book about software project leadership and time estimation (in man-months).

Everything stays on the Internet forever.
In the summer of 2012, I presented my research project about amyloid beta at my university’s conference.
Today, 12 years later, I received an email asking about this project.

Jealousy is when you don’t want me to have it. Envy is when you want to have the same.

“A scientific theory is nothing but a fairytale with the human-like characters replaced by even more magical ones”

Adult (noun) - a person capable of making rational decisions… sometimes

30 years ago, people had to memorize everything they had learnt.
15 years ago, the Internet gave us instant access to all the knowledge, so memorizing fell out of fashion.
Today, we again must memorize, as things on the Internet can no longer be deemed trustworthy.